Theodicius

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Teeth of the Tiger

Filed under: Books,General— arlen@ 8:07 am

Tom Clancy answers the question “What’s next?” It’s hard to have an action hero that gets constant Secret Service protection, so it was fairly obvious that former president Jack Ryan was finished as a protagonist for his books. I saw a few tentative starts with some net police stories and some other stuff, but nothing with any legs.

Well, I have my answer, now. Remember the son born during an earlier advanture? He’s all grown up, now, and is stepping in to the family business, so to speak. Father doesn’t exactly know about it at the moment, but he and a couple of his cousins have now become assassins, working for a quasi-non-governmental secret organization which spies on the government and is dedicated to doing that which the government cannot do, because people might find out.

The new direction isn’t one I cotton to, exactly, so it’s possible that my Clancy collection stops here. He appears to have bought into the old saw that to beat your enemy, you must become your enemy. My reaction to that has always been “if that’s the case, what’s the point of fighting in the first place?” It’s the same kind of non-think that spawned the more egregious parts of the PATRIOT act (political aside: parts of the aforementioned act I could possibly support, but not at the cost of the rest of the baggage it brings; it was a perfect example of how hasty action makes for bad laws). He tempers it a bit with the idea that only a few have to do that, leaving the rest of us unaffected, but I don’t buy that. I think any action taken in my name will eventually have its effect on me.

The premise is simple: if you knew the location of people who had been a part of actions taken against your citizens, would you quietly kill them as and where you found them? There’s a certain Old Testament flair to it, I grant. It’s hardly a new idea, even in reality. Israel embarked upon such a quest after the Olympics in Munich. When the hit in Sweden went bad, however, they dialed down the retaliations. And, given the current climate in Israel, I don’t see how anyone can suggest it was more than minimally effective.

But reality notwithstanding, Clancy carries off the premise, and the tale, with his usual aplomb: good pacing, good characters, nice climax. Good read, even if the whole idea is a bit dicey. Whether you’ll like it depends upon your suspension of disbelief. If you can’t get past the politics, even for a few hours, don’t bother.

I have, BTW, two good memories of Clancy, non-book related. First, of course, is his line about computers, back during the Mac vs PC wars: “Never ask a man what kind of computer he drives. If he drives a Mac, he’ll tell you. If he doesn’t, why embarrass him?”

The other one was his appearance on The O’Reilly Factor. O’Reilly was on one of his favorite hobby horses, using the military to patrol our borders and catch illegal immigrants. And, given the politics in Clancy’s books, he assumed he get an easy agreement from his guest. (Making the assumption proves that O’Reilly doesn’t read closely, or at least critically.) Clancy shut him down in no uncertain terms, and repeatedly told him, much to our host’s dismay, that he didn’t know what he was talking about and that it was a Bad Idea. Maybe it’s a distinction that only us ex-mil types can see, but it was good to see someone handle that pompous windbag as well as Clancy did.

Back on line

Filed under: General— arlen@ 7:14 am

Not sure what was wrong there, for a while, but I’m back on the air. The problem started out with the server disappearing, then grew into something more mysterious as time went on. But I’ll make up for it with a lot to say this morning.

CMS, part III

Filed under: General,Technology,Web Design— arlen@ 10:04 am

OK, WordPress has a new version, so I ported one of my favorite projects The Chessmill to it. The new “pages” system looked like it was going to work. Regular readers know I’ve been using Mambo — no, this doesn’t mean I’m moving away from it. I still use it; I just don’t like depending upon only one source for my tools. I thought WordPress was possibly ready for primetime, now, so I wanted to give it a shot. I use it here, for blogging, and The Chessmill represents a hybrid site, blogging as well as historical articles, so it seemed a natural extension for WordPress.

Nope. I just supplies one more example of an approach that almost, but not quite, succeeds. You need a clue about what’s wrong? Follow the link to Chessmill and look at the mess WordPress calls a navigation structure.
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A Fundamental Flaw

Filed under: General,Technology— arlen@ 10:20 am

Stopped in for a while ay Wikkipedia (There’s no link because it’s not worth it).

Here’s the basic concept, see if you can spot the flaw: Everyone is an expert on something, so everyone is welcome to write/edit an entry in this conglomeration. That way we can take advantage of the collective knowledge of the entire net.

OK, did you spot the flaw? There’s no process by which it is determined you are indeed an expert, or even moderately knowledgeable, about the topic you’re writing about. Need I make it clearer? OK, let’s try.

Imagine the set of all people who are an expert on topic x. Got that set in mind? OK, now imagine the set of all people who honestly and sincerely believe they are an expert on topic x. The two sets are not identical. Some people who are experts will not believe themselves to be experts (either out of humility or low self-image) and others who are clearly not experts will believe themselves to be so (we’ve all met our share of Cliff Clavens in life, haven’t we).

Since the set of article writers/editors involved in wikkipedia is self-selected, you will miss out on people who are experts, and get the viewpoints of people who think they are experts. In fact, as has happened on it before, a real expert will edit an entry, correcting the mistakes, and a self-proclaimed expert will come along later and return the errors to the article.

It’s really impossible for such a system to approximate truth, no matter how long you let it operate. Talk about a complete waste of time.

Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell

Filed under: Books,General,Science Fiction/Fantasy— arlen@ 12:47 pm

The rise of the mega-book.

Susanna Clarke’s first novel has a good sales run at the moment, and it’s up for Hugo. With some difficulty, I read it. Well, perhaps “read it” is too strong a term. At several points along the way, my eyes frankly glazed over, and I skipped pages. An actual page count of what I read vs what I skipped would reveal I probably read about 85% of it. And that was too much.

She seems to have a full-blown case of the disease that has been afflicting George RR Martin, JK Rowling, and many other writers today. I’m not sure what the exact cause of it is, but the result is The Big Book, the book that’s too long for the story it’s telling. I don’t know if they think readers want more pages to justify the higher price, or if the cutbacks in staff at the publishers are resulting in editors that are incapable doing their job because of time constraints, or what. But many books today are just too long.

This is an excellent case in point. This 782-page monstrosity shouldn’t have been over 500, and probably could have been less than that. The plot is rather good, as are the sub-plots, but they get so bogged down in detail that on more than one occasion I had to resist the urge to throw the book across the room. Come on, get to the point already!

The Big Book has always been with us, but not in such large numbers as today. Yes, Lord of the Rings was long. But, to tie the two together, JS&MN reads as if Tolkien had included all of the Silmarillion as footnotes in the Rings trilogy.

The basic idea here is that a mean-spirited magician (Henry Norrell) is wanting to be the only magician in England, when a young pup with some talent comes up; Norrell can’t resist keeping him around (you know the story, it’s as old as the hills) and Things Develop. Mix in the idea of a long-disappeared English King that his subjects expect to return and let simmer.

This is generally a good dish to preprare, but Clarke has decided it needs to be garnished with a dry-as-dust academic tone, including footnotes that go on for pages(!) and all sorts of irrelevancies that serve mainly just to brag about the back story she’s created for the book. Yes ma’am, it’s a well-crafted deep back story, and you’ve certainly done your homework. But every good fantasy tale has one of those, trotting it out and putting it on display is tacky at best, and boring at worst. In the case at hand, it oscillates between the two poles.

I can’t explain why the book has sold the copies it’s sold; I haven’t yet got around to the other Hugo nominees, but this makes me dread going through the rest of them. If the art of writing is knowing what to leave out, then this book is truly artless.

Maybe I’m just being silly, but I expect the book to tell me a story, and hopefully through the story’s development learn something more about myself or the people around me. This book has a good story buried in it, struggling to get out, but the excavation process is painful, and frankly, not worth the effort. I can only recommend this book for those who think doctoral dissertations make good reading.

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